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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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