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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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