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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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