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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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