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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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