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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Darth Vader eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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