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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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