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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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