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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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