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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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