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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Murphy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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