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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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