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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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