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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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