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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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