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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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