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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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