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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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