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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Smeagol eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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