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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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