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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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