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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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