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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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