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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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