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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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