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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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