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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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