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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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