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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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