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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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