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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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