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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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