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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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