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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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