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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Charlie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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