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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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