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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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