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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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