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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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