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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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