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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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