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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Minnie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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