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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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