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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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