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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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