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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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