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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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