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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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