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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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