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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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