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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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