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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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