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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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